Done-for-you · async-only · no calls

We build your growth stack in 14 days. You don't sit through a single Zoom.

$999 flat. Email + Loom + delivered scripts. Apply async — we reply in 24-48 hours with a custom 14-day plan or an honest "not a fit".

No commitment. No call. 24-48h honest assessment.
Built on production we ship ourselves — 6 SKU live, 22 SEO articles, 1 live trading dashboard, Open Dataset in Google Dataset Search.

Is this for you?

Lazer-honest. We'd rather refund a wrong-fit application than waste two weeks of both our time.

This IS for you if

  • You have a product ($199–$5000 ticket) and 0–3 sales / month
  • You can't or don't want to set up SEO / agent infrastructure yourself
  • You'd rather pay $999 once than rent $5/mo SaaS for a year
  • You value "we own the result" over "here are some tools"
  • You're comfortable with async (email + Loom, no calls)

NOT for you if

  • You need live calls / weekly Zoom — we don't do them
  • You want a paid-ads consultant — we work organic only
  • You want a 5+ person team — we're solo + AI fleet
  • Your budget is <$300 — buy Blueprint $299 self-serve instead
  • Your product doesn't exist yet — validate with Blueprint first

What you get for $999

14 days, async, custom for your domain. Every component is production code — not generic SaaS.

01

Indexing API + DNS automation

Google's Indexing API + Site Verification setup with auto-DNS — your site indexed in <24h.

02

Schema.org markup

TechArticle / Dataset / FAQPage / Service markup — agent-ready and SEO-ready.

03

One trend-jacking pipeline

Pick one: CVE, DeFi exploits, RSS niche, or AI-news. Auto-publishes long-form articles.

04

Multi-lang sitemap

en / ru / es with hreflang done right. Triples your addressable market without ad cost.

05

llms.txt + agent-ready

Index your product into ChatGPT / Claude / Perplexity discovery layers.

06

Public Sheets dashboard

Live metrics on your landing page via Google Sheets API — proof, not promises.

07

Competitor audit (3 of them)

Honest report — where they win, where you can outflank, where to ignore.

08

Blueprint included ($299 value)

Full No-Budget Growth playbook — 70+ page PDF, 84 tactics, lifetime updates.

09

30 days email support

Post-handoff: ask anything by email or Loom video. 24h reply.

How it works — zero meetings

Five steps. None of them are a phone call.

1

Apply (5 minutes)

Fill the short form: product URL, audience, where you're stuck. Optional 2-3 min Loom video. No commitment.

2

Honest assessment (24-48h, async)

If we're a fit — custom 14-day plan + invoice. If not — we'll say so and point you to Blueprint $299.

3

Payment + kickoff (Whop checkout)

You pay through Whop. We open a private Notion / shared folder with your custom plan. Daily Loom updates.

4

Implementation (14 days)

Deliverables ship as ready. Questions go to email or Loom — we reply in 24h. No meetings, ever.

5

Handoff + 30 days support

Full documentation. All scripts and templates yours. 30 days email support post-handoff.

DIY vs Service — when does it pay back?

If your hour is worth more than $17, Service pays for itself.

DIY (Blueprint $299)Service Lite $999
Your time30–60 hours1–2 hours (form + Loom review)
Timeline30 days14 days
Guaranteeyoursours (money-back if deliverables not met)
Supportcommunitydirect email + Loom
Documentationself-builtcustom for your project
Price of your time(your hourly rate × ~60h)$999
If your hour ≥ $17, Service is cheaper. ROI on a single $999+ sale of your product.

FAQ

Can I request a call?

No. We work async only — that's how we keep prices low and quality high. All questions go through email + Loom. If you need real-time hand-holding, we're not a fit.

What if my product doesn't exist yet?

Get the $299 Blueprint first → launch MVP → then come back for Service to scale.

What's the guarantee?

Money-back if deliverables in your custom plan aren't met. We've never refunded — but the offer stands.

What languages?

We deliver in English, Russian, or Spanish — your choice. Documentation is in your language.

Is there ongoing support after 30 days?

Returning clients can extend with Pro ($1499) or Premium ongoing partnership ($2999+). Both extension-only — not a first step.

Code ownership?

100% yours. All scripts, templates, infrastructure transfer to you. Zero license fees, zero lock-in.

How many projects do you take at once?

Maximum 3 in parallel — to keep quality. If full, you go on the waitlist.

Can I see examples of your work?

Everything we build for clients uses the same patterns we ship on guardlabs.online (6 SKU, 22 articles), nexus-bot.pro, and askoracle.site. Public dashboards and source patterns are visible there.

Asymmetry window: 12–24 months. Now is the moment.

$999. 14 days. No calls. We reply within 48 hours — fit or no fit.

Apply for Service — $999 →
No commitment. Honest assessment within 48 hours.