← Web-Audit Guardian (all tiers)
White-Glove Web Audit — $2,499 one-time
A custom hands-on review of your website by the engineer who built GuardLabs Web-Audit Guardian. Tailored report, 30 days of async support, quarterly re-audit included. Strictly no calls. Every answer in writing within 24 hours.
⛔ No calls. No Zoom. No meetings. Ever.
This is the rule, not a soft preference. If you need a phone call to feel comfortable spending $2,499, this is not the right service for you. I work async because that's how I do my best engineering — written, considered, reviewable. You'll get a written report, a written remediation plan, and 30 days of written Q&A. Read this twice. If it's not for you, save your money — try the $899 monitor tier or hire a consultant who does calls.
What you get
Custom audit (week 1)
- Full Web-Audit Guardian sweep tuned to your stack — not a generic checklist
- Multi-language drift detection (EN/RU/ES or any pair you serve)
- HTML/structure integrity — broken anchors, malformed JSON-LD, hreflang reciprocity
- Security headers, TLS, mixed-content, third-party JS audit
- SEO basics: canonical, sitemap, robots, internal-link orphans
- AI-agent readiness: llms.txt, AI bot rules, MCP card if applicable
- Performance signal: TTFB, render-blocking, page weight per template
Written deliverables
- Executive summary (1 page) — what's broken, what's fine, prioritised
- Findings report (10-25 pages) — every issue with reproduction steps + screenshots
- Remediation plan — ordered fix list with effort estimates
- Severity matrix — what to fix this week vs this quarter
- Delivered as Markdown + PDF in a private GitHub repo we set up for you
30-day async support
- Open issues in your private repo or email anything related to the audit
- Reply within 24 hours business days (UTC)
- Includes follow-up code review (≤ 200 lines per question)
- Includes verifying that fixes you ship actually fix the finding
Quarterly re-audit (bonus, ~3 months later)
- Lightweight re-run of the same checks 90 days after delivery
- Diff report — what regressed, what improved
- One round of written Q&A on the diff
- You get this even if you don't buy any other tier
How it compares to other Web-Audit tiers
| Tier | Price | What you get | Async support |
|---|---|---|---|
| Self-Hosted | $99 one-time | The Guardian source you run on your own VPS | — |
| Monitor | $349 one-time | We run the Guardian for your domain, you read the dashboard | — |
| Monitor + Monthly Report | $899 one-time | Above + monthly written summary of incidents | Email-only, best-effort |
| Enterprise | $1,999 one-time | Multi-site, custom checks, queueing API | Email-only, best-effort |
| White-Glove (this page) | $2,499 one-time | Custom audit + tailored report + quarterly re-audit | 30 days, 24h SLA, in writing |
Methodology — what I actually look at
- Inventory. I crawl every URL in your sitemap.xml plus 2-3 levels of internal links. Anything orphaned that I find in production logs gets noted.
- Per-URL fingerprint. HTTP code, response size, render-blocking resources, presence of hreflang siblings, canonical, JSON-LD types, meta description length, og:* completeness.
- Multi-lang drift. If you serve EN+RU or EN+ES, I check that the language switcher works without redirect loops, that Cyrillic doesn't leak into English builds, and that hreflang reciprocity is honoured.
- AI-agent readiness. I check llms.txt, robots.txt rules for GPTBot/ClaudeBot/PerplexityBot/Google-Extended/CCBot, MCP card if you publish one, and JSON-LD coverage.
- Security baseline. Headers (HSTS, CSP, X-Frame-Options, X-Content-Type-Options), TLS configuration, mixed-content, third-party JS sources.
- Performance signal. TTFB across 3-5 sample regions, page weight per template, render-blocking resources. Not a Core Web Vitals optimisation engagement — a signal pass to flag obvious wins.
- Recommendation drafting. Findings get sorted by impact × effort. The remediation plan tells you what to do this week, this month, and what's optional.
Full methodology checklist (200+ items) lives in the private repo I set up after purchase. Public summary is here so you know the shape before buying.
FAQ
- Why no calls?
- I do my best engineering in writing — measurable, reviewable, not lost to memory. Calls also drift into sales and scope creep, which is not the work you're paying for. If async is a dealbreaker, we're not a fit, and I'd rather say so up front.
- Who is the engineer?
- Stanislav (sspoisk) — I built and run GuardLabs Web-Audit Guardian, which monitors guardlabs.online itself, askoracle.site, and a small portfolio of client domains. The same code path runs against your site during the audit.
- What if I have a Zoom-only company?
- Then this isn't for you. No exception. Buy the $899 monitor tier and have your team run the meetings internally.
- Do you sign NDAs?
- Yes, mutual NDA before audit starts. Nothing about your site appears in any case study without explicit written permission.
- Refund policy?
- If I haven't started the audit yet (within 48h of purchase), full refund. After audit is delivered — no refund (the deliverables are yours to keep).
- Timeline?
- Audit + report delivered within 7-10 business days of purchase. 30-day async support starts from the day I deliver the report. Quarterly re-audit ~90 days after that.
- How do I send code/access?
- Read-only access if needed (Cloudflare/DNS/staging). I prefer to work from public URLs as much as possible — fewer secrets in the loop.
- Can I add my team?
- The private GitHub repo accepts up to 5 collaborators from your side. They can open issues, I'll answer them within the SLA.
- What if I want a second audit later?
- You can buy this tier again at any time. Or step down to monthly Monitor + Report ($899) for ongoing watch.
Who this is for
- SaaS founder with a marketing site that's grown messy and you want a real opinion before scaling traffic
- Agency owner with a high-value client site and you want a second pair of eyes before a re-launch
- Multi-language e-commerce / content site where drift is biting you and uptime monitors don't catch it
- AI-native company that wants to audit agent-readiness (llms.txt + JSON-LD + MCP) before LLM crawlers shape your story
Who this is NOT for
- Companies that require synchronous calls or weekly meetings — please don't buy this
- Penetration-test or vulnerability-scanner needs — I'm not a pentester. Use OWASP ZAP, Burp, Nuclei, or hire a CREST-certified pentest firm
- Sites in active outage right now — fix the outage first, then come back
- Anyone who wants generic SEO checklists — that's free everywhere; I do custom work
Ready?
Read the No Calls notice once more. If you're good with it, buy below — I'll email within 24h with the private repo invite and the audit kickoff checklist.
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